10 Reasons Why the U.S. Military is Better than Terrorists

After Sept. 11, 2001, most everyone in the world — except the terrorists themselves — realized that they were the scum of the earth.

Yes, I’ve heard the saying:  “One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.”  But these guys, in most cases, cannot even face an opponent on the battlefield, man-to-man.  Instead, they just brood and scheme, cowering in the shadows like the cowards they really are.

But to make my point, I’ve come up with several reasons why the United States Military is better than terrorists:

# 10

Our military fights face-to-face, while the terrorists hide, scheme and sneak around, too scared to meet in the real field of battle.

# 9

They cannot even shoot good quality videos!  Our guys have the top-of-the-line equipment.

# 8

Our guys are much better funded.

# 7

Our God is better than their god, even though some think that these gods are one and the same.  Our military’s belief in God will most likely result in lives being saved.  Their belief will result in them being destroyed.

# 6

They attack first and claim responsibility later.  Our military reminds them of their responsibility (to pay for the deaths of innocents) and then makes them pay in full.

# 5

They attack poor, helpless victims, while our guys rescue them.

# 4

Our military smokes Camels while the terrorists ride them.

# 3

They say that our guys are sheep.  But who the hell is the dumbass that puts on an explosive vest?

# 2

When our guys wear a vest, they’re getting laid that following or same evening.  When they wear a vest, they only “think” they are about to get laid…by 72 virgin women.  Little do they know that there will be 72 other dumb terrorists pulling the soul train on each of them.  They asked for 72, they got it!

# 1

They want to die for their cause.  Our military is more than happy to help them do it!