“There are so many lessons that I learned from writing, 2018: An Uncivil War, my very first book. So, to list all of them probably cannot be done in just one sitting as I may remember some now and then remember more later after I posted this article. Thus, I figure the best way to do so is to take the steps of being published and then list my valuable lessons in that particular order. ”
There are so many lessons that I learned from writing, 2018: An Uncivil War, my very first book. So, to list all of them probably cannot be done in just one sitting as I may remember some now and then remember more later after I posted this article. Thus, I figure the best way to do so is to take the steps of being published and then list my valuable lessons in that particular order. So here it is! I hope you enjoy it and may feel informed if you are writing, may write, or even may have written a book:
Before Writing the Book:
- Decide Why You Are Writing the Book: I had no problems with this one. After seeing many attacks upon the Second Amendment from ignorant people and traitorous politicians, I knew that somebody had to write it. And hopefully I beat every other writer to the punch! Regardless of why you are writing the book, the most important advice I can give is to be sure that you are writing it for YOU! Sure, you also want to consider your audience. But your material has to be something that will keep you committed the entire time it takes to write and release your novel.
- Spend As Much Time As Possible Working Out the Plot: I slipped up here when I wrote my first book. But I learned an extremely valuable lesson that I am not about to repeat from my first book. I was so excited about getting started on 2018 that I did not scrutinize every scene in my book the way I should have. As a result, I ended up having to make all sorts of revisions to include removing a whole section of text and replacing it with something else. And on top of this, I had to do other revisions that were affected by this change (e.g. references to the event in question, etc.). Unfortunately, the edit that I made somehow left the last sentence of the chapter unfinished and not punctuated. When a reader informed me of this, I was so embarrassed! What makes it even worse is that this very same error made it into my printed books.
- Take Plenty of Time to Research Your Material: This is one that I did not do, but mainly because I had already been doing it all along. Because I was an avid watcher of Fox News, I was well aware of all the recent events affecting the Second Amendment. So the only research I had to do was on Drone Technical Details and Modern Weaponry. I actually did all of this research during the writing of my book. It would have been better to have done it prior to the writing of the story…and even better if it had been done prior to finishing my plot details.
- Don’t Be Shy! Interview Key People Who Can Make the Biggest Difference: I had no problem with this whatsoever, having been a journalist for almost five years of my life. However, this is another thing that would be better to have done prior to writing the plot of my book. In a sense, interviews are a type of research. You come out of it knowing more than you did when you first went in. Many writers are scared to step out of their comfort zone and talk to key people who can make the greatest difference by lending their authenticity to your published work. And readers love a story that comes across as realistic!
During the Writing of the Book:
- Don’t Worry About Editing Your Work Until After the Book is Written: This was a huge mistake that I made. And I’d be a liar if I said I did not remake this mistake with my current body of work (The Girl on the Highway). The reason why it is best to wait is because most people’s minds are easily confused when they read the same thing over and over again. Not only that, blatant errors become engraved into your brain, making it more difficult to notice them in later edits. Finally, it is good to allow a story to breathe awhile before going back and editing it. By “breathe”, I mean baking away from the project for awhile and maybe concentrating on a little bit of marketing before your book is to go through its second revision. Most importantly, it is best to approach the story a second time with a fresh mindset. That way, it is much easier to catch mistakes than if you had done it several times already.
- Don’t Be Shy! Make Any Necessary Phone Calls You May Need to Make: This is another one that requires writers to step out of their comfort zones. Naturally, writers sometimes realize when they start writing their story that they should have asked a particular question of one of their technical advisers that should have been asked. Don’t worry! Be Happy! Call them up with a very joyful tone to hear their voice and let them know how good it is to talk to them again. And then ask them if the time is right to ask one (or more) questions that you did not think to ask during their initial interview. You will probably be surprised to see how enthused they may be to hear back from you!
- Don’t Use An Editor Until After the Book is Written: This one walks hand-in-hand with number one listed above. Editors edit, just as writers write. Therefore, it goes without saying that if the writer is not supposed to edit until after the book is written, the same thing goes for the editor.
- Go Ahead and Start Marketing Your Book: You cannot start marketing too early. There’s just no way you can do this. All marketing is beneficial. You are really in the zone when you have various people talking to their friends about your book. I’m not just talking about mentioning it in passing, but actually being so enthused they literally cannot wait until it comes out. For 2018, I started my marketing on my website and on Facebook in a group I had created specifically for my novel. However, I did learn that I should have just created my own author page instead of a group for just my first novel. The bottom line is that it is a lot easier when you have fewer places for readers to find out about your work. If you neglect even one of those places, then you will have already failed in marketing. That is why it is best to limit the number of places where your readers can keep up with you and your works. Every bit of excitement that you can create earlier on will have the potential to mean extra book sales even before the book is released in print or digitally.
- Don’t Be Scared of Social Media: An author without social media is no different than a hamburger without meat. Very few people will appreciate that author and he or she will miss out on many, many sells! How many people do you think actually order a hamburger without meat. (Believe it or not, I have a stepdaughter who used to order burgers this way!)
- Don’t Reveal Spoilers: By revealing a spoiler while getting people excited about your book, you are doing them a severe disservice in the future, when they decide to read your book. It’s no different than giving someone a gift, and then taking it away from them directly afterward. Don’t do it!
- Don’t Worry About Putting Your Book Into Print Until the VERY END!: One thing I found out the hard way is that many newspapers out there do not respect self-published authors. It doesn’t matter that hugely popular authors (like Vince Flynn) were self published before they got discovered. Not only this, but it usually takes a wealth of money to pay for having your book printed. I used AuthorHouse only to find out after the fact that they are known for exploiting new writers. Yes, they did a great job of putting my book in print. But their heart simply is not in it. I mentioned a mistake earlier that made it into print. You cannot tell me that no one at AuthorHouse did not miss such a blatant error. On top of that it ended up not being enough that I invested almost $1,500 into having my book put into print; they only allowed me 20 free corrections and wanted to charge me for each additional one. They also wanted money to publicize my book on their website, when this would make them more money than it would make me. So it is clear to see how AuthorHouse and AuthorSolutions (their brother company) exploits us new writers. I later found out that I should have used Create-Space, Amazon’s brother company for their authors who want their e-books in print. The reason why I say leave this for last is because you have a big enough task making sure that you are getting everything done for your e-book / rough draft. Why add to the stress this early on?
- Don’t Release Your Book Until You Are SURE It is Finished: I made a HUGE mistake with 2018! I over-promised the release date. I started my work on it in January and promised it would be done by July 4…therefore, I apologized to everyone on my social networks and website and set the new date for Labor Day. Even though I finished my book by Labor Day, it was riddled with errors! But because I promised it on that date, I refused to delay the release a second time. Not only friends and family were excited about my book, but I was too! So once again, impatience bred a book in dire need of a vast amount of polish.
- Don’t Have More Than One Draft Going at the Same Time: I thought it would be wise to start my book on my desktop computer and keep it on my removable memory drive at the same time. There certainly is nothing wrong with keeping a back-up of your text. But I highly advise against trying to maintain both of them at the same time for the simple fact that I ended up getting both of them confused and forgot which one was the latest copy to be edited. All this does is create a lot of confusion for you. If you choose to keep a back up copy of your book elsewhere. Make sure that you only save the original work onto this backup after you finish each COMPLETE revision! Trust me, you will be thankful that I told you this if you follow this piece of advice.
After the Book is Written:
- Focus Like CRAZY on Marketing!: Before, you were actually working on writing your book. So you had a valid excuse for not marketing (even though doing so was a bad decision if you will kindly read # 4 in the previous section). But there is absolutely NO EXCUSES for not marketing your book after the writing is finished and the book is published (except maybe fore the fact that you are working with a publisher to get your book into print; but even then, you should market after both copies of the book have been published). Every bit of marketing you do at this point should translate effectively into sells. Eventually, your sales will stall (just as mine have recently). It is at this point that you need to be thinking about releasing your second (or other) book (unless you have somehow decided that the effort for the first or previous book(s) was not worth all the effort it took.
- Don’t Be Scared of Doing Book Signings and Public Readings: These events are — for the writer — what manna is — for the Christian. Even if you sell only one book during a book signing, this is one more person who may love your work enough to tell all or most of his or her friends about it! As for book readings, this is your chance to show off samples of your greatest passages from within the pages of your literary work! So choose wisely which scenes from your story you wish to read!
- While Doing All of This, Continue to Think of Concepts for Your Next Book: For some strange reason, I had trouble with this. Every time I narrowed down a concept, I found something wrong with it and could not commit to it. But finally, something clicked! And then my new concept was born as I am still working on the plot of my forthcoming horror story, The Girl on the Highway. As far as whether or not to write a sequel, I suggest letting your book’s sales determine whether or not you should do so. I’m not exactly happy with how well my first book has sold. But who knows what the future holds? Maybe my next book will garner me enough interested readers who may want to try out my first book. After my first book catches on, then I may very well choose to do a sequel. But in the mean time, I feel I just need to try different things in order to see what ends up clicking with readers. You may choose to do differently, however.
- Be Very Mindful and Watchful of Your Print Publisher: AuthorHouse, the publisher who claims to help new writers, offers a much smaller royalty for their published copy of my book. At $3.99, I will only get a 10 percent royalty for any books sold there (including e-books). That’s only a measly 39 cents! So I lowered the price of MY published copy of the book (under the name Phil Sanderson) to $2.99, and it is a win-win for me and my readers. The readers pay less money, and I get more money back from my royalty (Amazon awards a 35 percent royalty to authors who publish directly through them). $1.05 is a hell of a lot better than 35 cents! But I’ve since lowered my price to 1.99 because I am trying to get my name out there. I care a lot more about that than getting higher royalties at this point. So 24 cents is not as good as 39 cents. But I will be able to net a lot more sells than AuthorHouse! 😉
- Consider Whether or Not to Seek a Traditional Publishing Deal: Traditional publishing has certain benefits that are much better than self-publishing (different teams to help you achieve different aspects of your book simultaneously; better distribution; etc.). And there seems to be much more fame that can be had with authors who take the traditional route of publishing. But self publishing has its own set of advantages as well (usually, higher royalties; more creative choices; etc.). So don’t take my word for it. Do your own research to see what way is a lot easier for you. One thing is for certain: An author who takes the self-publishing route has far fewer bars keeping him from being published!
Anyway, these are the lessons I’ve learned from my very first self-publishing adventure. I hope that if you are a writer, this will help you avoid a lot of the mistakes I stumbled into. I wish you the very best of luck and fortune in any publishing endeavor in which you pursue. Always remember, God sometimes answers prayers in ways we cannot imagine!
I have some good news and bad news!
The bad news is that there is a slight delay in the writing of my next literary work, currently called The Girl on the Highway. I’m having to rework my antagonist, a serial killer named Milton Petty. Right now, he just seems so two dimensional. He doesn’t do my story the justice I feel that it needs. So yesterday, I hit the psychology textbook (probably the first damn time since having taken the course more than a decade ago!), and I also plan to do some extra research on serial killers.
The good news is that yesterday, I had a very wonderful and enlightening interview with a fellow gentleman named Josh Wood. He and I brainstormed some ideas that will DEFINITELY make it into my book and serve to make my killer more authentic and lifelike. Combined with the extra efforts to which I am going to add necessary depth to this villain, this should give the entire story an all-new life of its own. And I promise here and now, that I will not begin the rest of my writing until my antagonist is ready to reach through the pages, grab you by the throat, and immerse you in terror like none you will have ever read before!
If you’ve been wondering about the concept of “The Girl on the Highway”, wonder no more: When 33 people die on Interstate 65 after numerous other deaths, Troop Commander Maj. Stan Winston of the Alabama state troopers is tasked to find out why. Due to a local ghost legend about the Girl on the Highway, he hires a paranormal investigator named Cliff Rodger to hopefully solve the mystery and rid the highway of this truly dangerous spirit. http://ow.ly/w7qp3
“Who’s to say that Sally Rottencrotch wouldn’t go in to an appointment with Dr. Frankenstein, and end up saying that he did weird experiments on her fruit-of-the-womb?”
Link to Article / Poll: Guy-necologist or Gal-nocologist?
I remember when I was an over-sexed womanizer in the Marines, always looking for the next skirt to chase! One night, me and my pack of wolves went out to party in Wilmington, N.C. We were stationed in the barracks dormitories at Marine Corps Air Station New River (right across the water from Camp Lejeune!). Taking Hwy. 17, it would take us about 45 minutes to an hour, depending on how many state troopers we saw along the way. We would do this trip almost every weekend!
I recall one conversation I had with them during one of these trips, me driving while all of us were crammed into my little, red Chevette:
“Man! You know what job would be my dream job!”
They shook their heads.
They giggled, but one of them reminded me: “Yea…it seems like the dream job, now.”
I looked in my rear-view mirror at him and continued listening to what he was saying.
“…but wait until one of them comes in there with a rotten crotch!”
We all started laughing at that, but I retorted:
“That’s okay…I’ll clean and spit-shine it.” I grinned at him through the rear-view mirror. “When I’m done, it’ll be as good as a brand-new Buick!”
We all cracked up so hard, I almost ran off the road!
Do I still think it would be the dream job?
Not only no…but hell no!
First of all, since then, I’ve had to change dirty diapers…and I about gagged every time! I’m not saying that I would expect some women’s coochies to smell like that…but it wouldn’t surprise me if some did!
Secondly, we live in a very legalized society where people want to sue people for any possible reason including made-up ones. Who’s to say that Sally Rottencrotch wouldn’t go in to an appointment with Dr. Frankenstein, and end up saying that he did weird experiments on her fruit-of-the-womb? He could be the best dang gynecologist in the nation, and she the worst scum of the earth in said nation!
I was just informed by a woman I work with that when a guy-necologist is doing a pelvic exam, pap-smear, a wash, a rinse, or a wax, he has to have a female from the medical staff present. That sounds good, on the surface. But we live in times where lesbians are included in everyday encounters to include doctor offices. Heck, how do we know that both the doctor and nurse are not doing a coin toss in there or some other bizarre activity?
The purpose of my article is not to make women and their family members worry about their OB-GYN doctors…but I feel it does seem worthy of bearing in mind.
On the same token, we men have to be worried similarly about who does our prostate examinations. Does he have small hands? Or does he have ham hocks? What if he has both hands on our shoulders while he is supposedly examining us?
It just goes to show you that no one is safe in today’s strange and modern world!
Please enjoy this sample from my upcoming work of horror: The Girl on the Highway !
Tyrese Haroldson, the driver of the tanker, watched what appeared at first to be a dark shadow in the fog up ahead about 20 yards. He suspected it could have been a motorcycle. But then he noticed that this object was not moving. Before he knew it, he saw the outline of an attractive woman’s figure in his lane directly in front of him! She appeared to be in a slight daze as if maybe she had an accident. She was dressed as if she were out at a night club on a Friday or Saturday night, wearing a skirt that stopped at the middle of her thighs, and a jacket that stopped just below her elbows. A loose fitting shirt came down exposing generous cleavage. Her outfit looked rather retro.
But his mind immediately shifted into emergency mode as he realized he was going too fast and would surely hit her unless she was quick enough to dart out of the way! But it appeared that she was frozen in shock, her eyes full of worry and horror.
“Holy shit,” he said as he turned the wheel hard clockwise in a knee-jerk response to miss the young lady.
His instructor saw her too and was in total shock. Fear shot through his mind as he worried that a woman may have been run over by one of his students as he sat idle and useless in the passenger-side seat. And this oversight went almost unnoticed until the whole cab seemed to tremble intermittently. He then tried to grab the wheel and turn it back the way from which it had come, but it was already too late!
Note this sample of literary work by Phil Sanderson is Copyrighted 2014 with all rights reserved.