I swear! How the hell is a struggling writer supposed to have a mighty damned fine weekend when he turns on Fox News and sees that these idiots in Iraq, calling themselves Isis, is forcing Christians in their country to “convert (to Fundamentalist Islam) or die”?
Some people have accused me of being twisted (as to some of the articles I’ve posted herein), but damn! These guys make me look like Billy Graham!
First of all, Isis is known to be a goddess of charity, not damnation and wrath. According to Wikipedia: Isis (/ˈaɪsɪs/; Ancient Greek: Ἶσις; original Egyptian pronunciation more likely “Aset” or “Iset”) is a goddess in Ancient Egyptianreligious beliefs, whose worship spread throughout the Greco-Roman world. She was worshipped as the ideal mother and wife as well as the patroness of nature and magic. She was the friend of slaves, sinners, artisans and the downtrodden, but she also listened to the prayers of the wealthy, maidens, aristocrats and rulers.
So this group of idiotic bullies should maybe instead have called themselves Jackass or Dumbass, since they totally butchered the idea of a charitable goddess. Or maybe they should have called themselves Man with Small Penis since they obviously are nothing more than small people trying to be something greater than what they really are. There is nothing wrong with a person being small…but when he takes out his frustration from such by bullying others, then he REALLY needs to get a life and get over himself.
What I find truly hilarious is that these idiots call themselves, trying to follow God (or Allah). But nowhere in the Koran or Holy Bible does it mention anything about killing innocent people. So maybe they should instead read better books about Gods and Goddesses, come up with better and creative names for their stupidity, and maybe purchase a penis pump while they are at it.
Pump away, you stupid sons of bitches!